technojazz:

ptbruiser:

My new summer jam.

You, my friend, or part of the problem and not the solution. 

Of course, I can’t talk.  I fall asleep with the TV on all the time.  I just cannot tell when I am about to fall asleep.  

Dude, your carbon footprint must be out of control. Lights and TV on? Geez, at least my books don’t use electricity.